THE BOSUN WAS A HIGGS PARTICLE

Well once upon a period when there was no time,a chap by the name of Bosun Higgs went missing and was never seen again. Well he was,but that was somewhere in a future that would one day be proven as never existed. This all occurred when there was nothing. No time no space and most certainly no LHC at CERN and most definately no Stevie Hawkins. But of course there was his chair.

Then all of a sudden there was something and it started with a bang, Mr Hawkins found his chair and Rick Moorepat discovered the Sky at Night. It was about this time in Germany that a very clever fellow by the name of  Albert Einstine was sent to America because no one could understand him. However they understood him even less in America so they gave him lots of money to develop a bomb that would one day lead to the destruction of the world.

One person who did fully understand the Gravity of the situation was Issac Neutron but due to his untimely demise ( an Anvil Fell out of a tree and killed him ) no one ever became fully aware of what was happening around them. ( The anvil was in an apple tree) He understood but alas no one else could.

Bosun Higgs watched from afar but still no one could find him. So where does it all come from? Why is it here ? What does it matter if there is no matter, after all if its not there to be found then lets not try and find it.

There was a time when there was and there was a time when there wasn't but what about the time inbetween the time when there was  and time when there wasn't. It is there we need to look for the ellusive Bosun Higgs. But how do we get there?