THE ROCK

The rock sat still,

as stone cos thats what it was

A rock

IN THE TONIGHT GARDEN

One day in the tonight garden the Plonkytonker had just met the Flobberwobber, and do you know the Flobberwobber was doing exactly what the Tinkytonker had previously warned him not do do. Which was not to make to much noise after the hour of 7pm because the Pintypuntertines were just about to go to bed and they were waiting for  a Gletterlug to read them a goodnight story before the Plonkytonker came and hit them all on the head with a bowl of flobberwarts which generally had them sleeping soundly after the Gletterlug had barely started the first chapter.

Tonight said the Gletterlug the story we shall be allowed to listen too shall be a story of such amazing events as to appear un believeable in no such small way as to seem plausible in an implausible manner that is so befitting of the grand Wandaboster himself. For tonight we shall hear about Glossop and all manner of strange and fabulous creatures that dwelt therein.

And believe it or not they all lived happily ever after, but that was before the school was built, for within the portals of this establishment dwelt the teachers. But these were no ordinary teachers these were in fact nincompoops !

In relaying this story to the Pintypuntertines the Gletterlug forbabe the normal practise of night flying during the day because the English teacher could not speak, which caused great consternation amongst the Dorkyduks because they relied on the flying expertise of the Flugelbers for resupply and more importantly to ensure that the mail got delivered on time. However

TO BE CONTINUED