FROM HIS LITTLE RED BOOK

THESE ARE THE THOUGHTS OF CHAIRMAN KEN

 

We are what we are untill we look into a mirror and see someone else looking back.

 

 Thinking of my favourite chair

 It is not uncommom for my armchair to totally ignore me when I try to engage it in conversation regarding the Global economy.

I  just thought

The true meaning of life will only  ever become clear when we have stopped living.This we generally  assume to be true.Especially when you  take into consideration the amount of dead people who appear to have stopped living. 

I thought I was confused

Ornithology is to architecture what entomology is to a peanut butter sandwhich.

Thinking of the afterlife

Only the dead can really avoid being confused by reality, whereby the living may not see a true reflection of themselves untill they look  into a mirror. 

A thought on thinking

Profound thought when imbued with a sense of depth will almost always appear shallow.

A thought on  Political innuendo

When a politician says good morning you should immediately go out side and see if you need an umbrella.  

Thinking of Evolution

Evolution to me is no more akin to standing on a jetty or pier waiting to be picked up by a passing ship than it is to think you are are alive, even though you know this is not so. 

Another thought about evolution.

Darwinism if left alone long enough will  to all intents and purposes go away and evolve into something just as useless.

Thinking of the man next  door

My underpants are to me what your wife is to your next door neighbour.

A thought on greed

A man who looks into the eyes of a dolphin and see's cat food will one day become rich beyond his wildest dreams of avarice. Yet he who looks into the eyes of a cat and see's dolphin food won't.

A thought on domestic chores

Just because a person his said to have a caustic wit; that does not make that person a good oven cleaner.  

Thinking of reality

Reality is an irrelevance that perpetuates the existential differentials between that which is and that which isn't

I thought of the universe

Quantum singularities may be spoken of in a past tense, this is because as an event of the past they still leave ones future in doubt.

A thought on philosophy

Philosophy to some people is what a major cabinet reshuffle is to a taxidermist.

Thinking of living for ever

Those who in their attempts at immortality become immortal will never resign themselves to growing old.

Thinking you forgot

People who suffer from amnesia are generally known as amnesia sufferers. Where as those who don't are generally known as people who don't....... Unless of course they have forgotten about it. 

 Thinking about life.

Life can quite often be described as being akin to a spiral  staircase, The more you go up  the less you appear to be going down. 

I saw a frog and thought of zebra's

It would be hard to  envisage a life without reality, but then again life without reality would be hard to envisage.