He who looks into a mirror see's himself looking back is very probably seeing a reflection of himself. Yet he who looks into a mirror and does not see a reflection of himself is to all intents and purposes just that. 

A PHILOSOPHICAL PARADOX

The accelerated extrapolation of the paradox is an indication of the reason why and not an indication of the reason why not.

LIONS DEN

It once took me three hours to clean out my hamster cage, yet it wasn't until the next day that I realized that I don't have one. 

ITS A BUGS LIFE

One of my biggest bug bears is entomology.

COINAGE

The paradoxical nature of the ambiguity is like a  two headed coin that comes up tails even when  you call heads. 

REALITY

Reality  when viewed through the top of an upside down milk bottle will almost certainly appear inside out: But what is really strange is how wet you become, especially if the top as been removed. 

ENIGMA

The past is an event just waiting to happen.

CONJECTURE

The future and the past are so enjoined that if you negate one the other will never have not occurred.

PARADOX

Somewhere in the past the future will probably have already happened. 

WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHY

Any one who at some time in their life has taken a photograph of a zebra, will at sometime in their life be known as some one who taken a photograph of a zebra,

PLAYTIME

Complex interplay between two sentient beings may not be as complex as it seems. But then again it may be.And yet if it isn't who are we to take for granted that complex interplay  between two sentient beings  may not be as complex as it appears.

TIMELINE

In the future time travel could  well be a thing of the past.

WELL MANS CLINIC

A apple a day may will  keep the doctor away, but what if you are poorly.

MATHEMATICS

The difference between two  groups of not quite, but near enough dissimilar numbers would only be noticeable if the first dissimilar number was totally not at all entirely unlike the second number it was supposed not to be like.