IN THE BEGINNING
At first there was nothing, an emptyness an all pervading blackness that belied the true meaning of just exactly what nothing is. A nothing so deep and profound that it appeared shallow, and yet its very depth of emptyness was so shallow it appeared to be deeper that it actually was
From somewhere within the nothing that was the empty blackness a presence stirred.
"Let there be light: There was and the hamsters rejoiced.
"Let there be dark:There was and the hamsters were glad,
Then land was created and sea's and all manner of creatures to fill the land and the sea.Wasp's and scorpions, mosquito's, tsetse flies. Head lice and sea horses, flea's and ticks. tape worm and earth worms.Slugs and moles, then he created bowling greens. Not long after he went to bed, that was the second day.
On the third day he created Glossop and the Norfolk Arms.
Then he created woman, and instantly regretted it. So to make up for this he created page three models, beer festivals, cigarrete machines, draught bitter and the Norfolk Broads, then he created man, fast cars and footy. Then before he went to bed he called in at the The Norfolk Arms Glossop had a couple of pints then retired for the night. This was the fourth day.
On the Fifth day he looked again at Glossop built the Nab, made the Nat Hole Whitfield Avenue followed. Then he made elephants giraffes and sabre tooth tigers, these he set loose about the nab and the Safari industry was born.
Wars where created, so was famine and drought, volcano's, hurricanes and floods. Swarms of locust, were created and set loose about verdant plains and corn fields. Then he got really creative and made me.
Before he got back to creating again he took a long hard look at what he hed so far achieved, didn't much like it but decided that it would have to do, for the time being at least. Then the sixth day came and he got down to some serious work.
On the sixth day Garden gnomes were created, and for the first time in six days he went to bed with the sense of a job well done.
On the seventh day a total day of rest ensued, he then went away and was never seen again.
IN THE GARDEN.
One day in the garden a bright shiney new car was parked under an apple tree, Adam looked on jealously and wondered if he would eve get the chance to drive such a beautiful thing. Eve looked on with scorn and loathing. From somewhere close by the devil looked on.