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Trials and Tribulations

I HAD A LITTLE NUT TREE

 I had a little nut tree

But on it nothing grew

But a purple garden gnome

and a high heeled shoe.

The king of Spains daughter

came to have a look

and walked away with a

gold shot gun

and a cookery book.

DOCTOR FOSTER

Doctor Foster went to

Gloucester

To buy some Dilithium 

Crystals 

But when he got there 

the shops were all bare

So he timed warped himself back

yesterday.

LITTLE MISS MUFFET

Little Miss Muffet

Sat on her tuffet thinking

of where she was now.

She pulled out her map then gave 

a big scream for where she was now 

she had been.

THE OWL AND THE

PUSSYCAT

The owl and the pussycat

went to sea

In a boat made from papyrus 

They took some money and a big

jar of honey

And a bazooka to kill a Walrus. 

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